as I get my shit together and try to sort out my life,
I finally went to a credit union this year to counteract and make me feel less guilty about my bank accounts/debts
this afternoon at lunch I stopped by the credit union to make a payment on a loan I had to get to pay back taxes
one of the tellers was so cute.
then I caught myself
on the way there, I blasted the music with the windows down
my hair is a mess.
you don’t flirt when she looks good
you flirt when SHE DOES
the cute bartender at my favorite bar bought me a drink
I said I wanted to buy HER a drink on ME
I asked her what she wanted
she said SOCO, which is a lie….
that’s MY drink, and she knew me enough to know that.
and said the drink was on her after the toast
what a sweetheart
when the pretty girl buys you a drink instead of you buying her a drink
that’s every guy’s dream come true